FREE GUAC OR DIE MUSCLE TEE

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Designed & screenprinted by Pyknic in Downingtown, Pennsylvania.

Guac shouldn't be extra! The Free Guac or Die women's muscle t-shirt is made of high quality and comfy, vintage-inspired tri-blend fabric (50% Polyester 25% Cotton 25% Rayon). The edgy graphic tee design features a skull avocado pit accompanied by snake. Each tee is proudly hand printed using an environmentally friendly screenprint process and soft, eco-friendly inks in the USA.

— guac “green” color; comfortable, flowy silhouette top; tri-blend fabric, machine wash; true to size

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